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Don’t be a tease! Another Magic Mike XXL trailer

9 May

Channing Tatum, his band of male strippers, and their thongs return for the sequel that no one was asking for.

It’s not fair to say that no one was asking for the sequel; producers were begging for a second Magic Mike. These days in Hollywood, a commercial success means a guaranteed sequel. And say what you will about Magic Mike, but it had women lining up to throw their money at the movie. On a budget of just $7 million, the film pulled in more than $110 million at the domestic box office. So three years later all of the main characters from the original film have to squeeze into their policeman and firefighter and naval officer “uniforms”.

If you are unfamiliar with the details of the original film (and I expect many of you are), allow me to catch you up. Channing Tatum reprises his role as Magic Mike, a self-titled entrepreneur who is looking to get out of the “taking your clothes off for money” business. So naturally, he recruits a 20-something to take his place when he he hangs up his ass-less chaps at the end of the summer. Naturally, there are several scenes where Tatum gets to exhibit his dancing skills–he actually was a stripper before giving it up to pursue a career in acting. As the movie ends, we see Mike leave the stripping profession to focus on his custom-made furniture business.

The Trailer:

In the most played out of sequel cliches, the trailer starts with getting the band back together. Mike of course looks unfulfilled by his furniture business–let’s face it, what could give your life more meaning than stripping. What follows is the stripper equivalent of an A-Team montage. We see that the rest of the ‘dance crew’ can help but feel the calling to remove their clothes to music. Joe Manganiello is given to the stripper spirit that he feels compelled to grind on a refrigerator in a convenience store. At this point it should be clear that this movie is hoping to capture the Fifty Shades of Grey crowd. It is essentially socially-acceptable mommy-porn.

Back to the trailer. Why are the strippers reassembling? Because there is a national(?) stripper convention in Florida! Because we all know that is a thing! And of course, they can’t use the same tired routines that they had three years ago–if there is one thing people look for in their strippers, it is unique choreography! And new routines always spell success!

Bring it On

The Verdict:

This movie looks all sorts of bad. I don’t see how there could be a single redeeming quality in this film. It does not seem to have any of the charm that made the first film bearable. It is a blatant cash grab and without any semblance of originality. How man times have we seen this same story? Team/group must recruit the former leader to reunite for a final performance/competition. Along the way there will be a creative/romantic problem that will be solved in the third act. The story ends with our group winning and the man character getting the guy/girl! If you are feeling the itch to watch a movie featuring male strippers, watch the endearing and funny Full Monty.

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‘21 Jump Street’ remake to feature Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill?

10 Nov

You heard it right, folks. Reports are being leaked that there’s a new 21 Jump Street movie in the works, and that G.I. Joe’s Channing Tatum and Superbad’s Jonah Hill are at the top of the list to star. Deadline.com has released news that Sony Pictures is heavily courting Tatum to star alongside Hill in the remake of the high school cop drama, which Hill has already been working on with fellow actor and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World scribe, Michael Bacall. People close to the project are giving a big thumbs-up to Tatum, whom they say the studio likes because he looks youthful, and he tested well with Hill. The film is set to be directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the guys who brought us Cloudy with the Chance of Meatballs. No word yet if the film is going to be a straight up comedy, but with Hill’s hands all over it, we can’t imagine this tackling the serious issues of teen angst/crime that the original television series covered.

Now, the coverage of this story over on MTV.com is heavy on Johnny Depp cameo rumors, with Hill and Depp themselves being a bit cagey on the subject, with Depp commenting, “If we find the right thing to do, it could be very funny.” Would Depp reprise the role that jump-started his career, or will he just stop by to say ‘hi,’ well that’s anyone’s guess, but if Depp can be trusted, it looks pretty promising. Now the only question that remains is who’s going to sing the theme song?

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